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3roast beef curtainsThe luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex. These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm. The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty. The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa#roast beef#pussy lips#meat curtain#piss flaps#roast beef curtains#meat drapes#meat curtains#piss fendersby smartyass March 24, 2010333257The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


6Roast Beef CurtainsExtra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.#roast#beef#curtain#roast beef#labiaby Jose85 October 22, 2006197181The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


2roast beef curtainA visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay."Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?" "I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?" "Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"#cunnilingus#labia#vagina#fellatio#drape#foreplay#oral sex#going down#frankie#au jus#french dip#viagraby Frankie Mathers October 23, 20067945The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


Top definitionroast beef curtains with mayohackneyed labia oozing with female smegmathat girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo. #labia#female smegma#smegma#roast beef curtains#vaginaby Emma Putnam January 14, 20081311The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


Top definitionroast beef curtainsThe freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.#vagina#labia#loose lips#twat#snatchby Jay E. Griffin April 01, 2008679416The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


4roast beef curtainsan extremly loose beat up vagina,one probably beglonging to a cock mising whore. this common dysfunction occurs when the vagina is entered by several partners over a period of time.the lips of the abused overused vagina droop causing a curtain like effect,and the brownish pink coler is reminisant of roast beef.man i pulled her draws down and her roast beef curtains droped to her knees.by ass slut lover! December 07, 2003608500The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


The dreaded roast beef.  The meat curtains.  The sleeve of wizard.  Call it what you will, but for most that is quite the turn off and the last thing a man like yourself wants to see flapping in the wind before engaging in the feel-good coitus that could have been.  Contrary to popular belief, it is not genetic.  Nor is it caused by how many men she’s slept with, or how large those men were.  Some porn stars have beautiful entry points.  So how does one avoid such a surprise?  Are there ways to identify roast beef prior before it’s too late?  The answer is YES, and here are 5 ways to do so:


7roast beef curtainIn female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drapeI was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it. by Jimmy July 10, 2003103101The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


an extremly loose beat up vagina,one probably beglonging to a cock mising whore. this common dysfunction occurs when the vagina is entered by several partners over a period of time.the lips of the abused overused vagina droop causing a curtain like effect,and the brownish pink coler is reminisant of roast beef.


Most fat girls do not have the carcass cape.  The reason is simple — the excess fat in and around the pelvic region creates an inverse effect on the vaginal lips, pushing out the blubber and inducing an inwards turn of the labia.  Similar to how a black hole operates, the skin is sucked inwards creating the nice vagina effect.  While she may pound away a ton of roast beef, at least her nether region will be devoid of any such flap happy activity.


Hopefully I have saved some of you from the pain generally associated with being lured into the large labia luncheon.  So there you have it.  Five almost indisputable ways to identify, and consequently avoid, roast beef.


5roastbeef curtainsA girl who has large floppy vagina lips.No one can find Katie's clit because her roastbeef curtains are in the way#roastbeef#curtains#vagina#lips#clitby Calin July 11, 200611178The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug


This tactic only works if you end up at her place.  Are her windows covered with blinds and shutters…or curtains and drapes?  If it’s blinds or shutters, she psychologically identifies her slit with straight, symmetrical openings.  Proceed as normal.  If she has curtains or drapes however, she is accustomed to long, malleable pieces of fabric.  You can see where this is going…

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